asexualriven:

moving blogs! this one will be deleted in a few days. find me here instead. 

asexualriven:

moving blogs! this one will be deleted in a few days. find me here instead. 

moving blogs! this one will be deleted in a few days. find me here instead. 

i guess you could say she was

bugged

not-actually-ur-sassygayfriend:

solnishka1927:

nucleic-asshole:

notanoveltyaccountok:

somewhatgreatexpectations:

naked-mahariel:

zeplerfer:

weeping-wandrian:

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them

My dick is lingible

there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. It’s absolutely beautiful.

@wild-azure

thenoxian:

did-you-kno:

In 1980s Scotland, there were dangerous gang wars between rival ice cream truck drivers. The Glasgow Ice Cream Wars erupted when drivers began delivering other items with their ice cream to low-income housing developments, like groceries, toilet paper, and drugs and stolen goods. The scuffles over territory eventually escalated from violence and arson to murder. Source

@asexualriven

talkingtoichi:

So much flooof!!! Too much floof!! I cant handle that much floof!!!

transvivienne:

karkatinq:

are you seeing this?? are you seeing what im seeing?

FUCKING

SUIT AND A COWBOY HAT

i hate this cuz they probably had to NEGOTIATE this with mccree, like

gabe: please dont wear the fucking spurs. the cameras WILL pick up on the jingling, PLEASE dont wear the fucking SPURS

mccree: :( what about m'hat?

gabe: ok just. only if you take it off when the ceremony commences

mccree: ㅕ:) Much Obliged

overblotch:

🎃Witch*Doctor🎃